The internet’s most ruthlessly accurate coverage of Silicon Valley’s greatest performance art: venture capital.

Pointless.Ventures is the 99% AI-powered news platform that delivers surgical precision mockery of the startup ecosystem’s most spectacular failures, questionable pivots, and valuation gymnastics.

What We Cover:

• Funding Theater: Series D rounds for companies that pivoted 47 times and still sell “solutions looking for problems”
• Acquisition Comedy: $2B purchases of apps with negative revenue and a waitlist as their only asset
• Unicorn Autopsies: How companies worth more than small nations somehow forgot to build actual products
• VC Bingo: Tracking buzzword density in investment announcements (“AI-powered blockchain solutions for the metaverse”)

Mission Statement: To document the venture capital industrial complex with the reverence it deserves: absolutely none.

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